February 2012
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I could literally cry right now. That's how badly...
Drinking alone and hating my life just isn’t the same without Don Draper. Nobody does it like Don. Nobody does anything like Don. Oh, Don. Come back.
People who don't text back drive me to drink.
Well, that’s not true. Drinking drives me to drink. But people who don’t text back are a close second. I don’t want to give them the satisfaction of being first at something.
I think I'll cut my hair tomorrow.
I mean, I just chased shots of vodka with Starburst, so why not? Carpe diem. The world is yours.
Somebody who is capable of talking for more than...
Not literally 24 hours in a row. But just don’t talk to me today and forget me tomorrow, okay?
Life would be easier if I was a eunuch.
RELAX, people(repost).
Here’s the rundown: I un-followed everyone. I was following zero people. No discrimination. Then I started following all of my followers back so that I would only be following people who are patient enough to follow me. However, there’s a follow limit, so I can only follow about 125 or so per day I think. I have 960 followers(after twenty of you jumped ship). It’s going to take a few days. So...
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"Less Than Three" Kickstarter project. →
For those who don’t know, shy of un-following me on here, you probably won’t be allowed to forget over the course of the next two months, but I’m involved with some close friends in making a short film that we plan to submit to as many film festivals as possible. I’m on board as the producer, and I’ll also be playing a small part in the film. We begin shooting in...
I was not impressed with "Hugo."
I think it’s a shoo-in for the audio Oscar awards, and I really can’t argue with the costumes or the art direction, especially now that I know what it was about. But many of the visual effects were poorly executed. The writing seemed lacking. It was definitely not Best Picture nomination worthy, much less being a serious contender. I’ll allow the directing nomination, but I would...
Time to get drunk, eat cereal, and watch Hugo.
Ya’ll jelly of my sophisticated life. Txt it, grlfrndddddddddd!!!
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Anonymous asked: You dislike all of your followers because they don't want to cuddle with you? Maybe if you weren't so desperate for attention and hating them so much they'd respond.
lindsaythecreator asked: your drunk posts are making me laugh.
I drink when I'm lonely.
But nobody likes drunk Mike. Counter-productive? I think so. Do I care? Nope. Vodka likes to cuddle with me. You all apparently don’t. Suck it. Knibb High football rules. Good night.
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"Woods" by Bon Iver is probably my most played...
All the repetitiveness and auto-tune of the songs you hear on the radio, but with actual substance.
Drunk rant. Be warned.
But seriously: stop defining love. It is what it is. It’s not what anybody says it is. It’s not what I say it is, and it’s not what you say it is. It’s just a word for an undefinable feeling. Emphasis on undefinable. We don’t have the right words for it yet, so stop trying to make something up based on what you feel. It’s different for everyone. “Love is...
I only like the music I write for my "solo...
So, you all should get hammered and listen to my music and make me famous.
Anonymous asked: What made you become a butt man?
Anonymous asked: 17, 40, 42, 72
Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to slam a bottle...
And then proceed to drink by myself.
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“I wish I could say that I’ve seen this before.
The depth of the bottom,...”
– Closure - The Story So Far
Anonymous asked: Do you like big butts or small butts? What do you like about butts?
Anonymous asked: 56 and 70.
TMI Tuesday. →
Let’s see how many of these I can handle before I say, “OKAY, ENOUGH. MY MOM PROBABLY READS THIS.”
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you...
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
RELAX, people.
Here’s the rundown: I un-followed everyone. I was following zero people. No discrimination. Then I started following all of my followers back so that I would only be following people who are patient enough to follow me. However, there’s a follow limit, so I can only follow about 125 or so per day I think. I have 960 followers(after twenty of you jumped ship). It’s going to take a...
If you're awake and have my number, text me.
If you’re not awake, then you’re not even reading this, you fucking demon.
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Life is good when you are tipsy but still have...
Life is bad when you’re hammered and have nobody to drunk text.
Depression's gotta stop at some point, right?
Right?
I wish I could afford the gas to take a long drive...
And I wish that a cigarette or two would magically appear while I was on that drive. I could really use all that right now.
All right.
For those of you who didn’t panic and un-follow me right away, you should message me and my scotch because we’re lonely. I mean, I might ignore you. But that’s a risk you have to take.
IF I UN-FOLLOW YOU RIGHT NOW, RELAX.
I’ll follow you back soon as long as you’re following me. I’m just cleaning up my dashboard for the next few days by un-following everyone and only following back my followers. So just calm down, because I know somebody is going to freak out like last time.
Anonymous asked: I'd disagree with you.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever wondered if you make people who follow you feel the same way you feel?
Anonymous asked: do you go on this website just expecting attention or something?